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: ?? ALERT FOR ALL FOOLS! ?? : : Be one of the first to literally own SHIT coin. Join the SHIT Heads. : : Prepared to leap straight into the swamp of foolishness ? Presenting American Shit Coin (SHIT) - the epitome of worthless digital trash ! : : ?? No worth? Absolutely! : ?? No use? Indeed, you can bet on it! : ?? Just for kicks? Absolutely! : ?? Similar to our chosen leaders? Absolutely, you mindless followers! : : Join the circus of idiocy and grab your SHITcoins now! Available on exchanges for all you suckers who think this is a good idea . Don't miss out on this unique chance to waste your funds in the toilet ! ???? : : How to buy: : : 1. Obtain a digital wallet like Phantom. : 2. Deposit SOL. : 3. Head to Raydium and exchange SOL for SHIT. : 4. Congrats , you're officially part of the mockery ! : 5. Token address: CA: 2e1pdGgJEy5VbgsF5wG2jqRKoLJapjpQcXMd2TLuktUF : 6. American Shit Coin Website: : : https://ibit.ly/ga0PJ : : : P.S. : Just having a bit of a laugh here , hope you got a laugh too - on a real note, Count me in for investing in some entertaining memecoins during the next surge. Just throwing a little cash around, how bad could it be? : : Shit is the next doge

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